Sunday, March 30, 2014

Spin It Up

Well.  Shit.  I think the last time I was here was July of last year!  It wouldn't be for lack of subject matter.  Oh no.  I've had plenty to talk about.  But who has the time?  Well a few of my good friends have been saying I should really spin this blog back up because they like what I have to say.  Imagine that.  Someone actually reads this thing.

Well things have changed dramatically, so it's going to be somewhat different, but more of the same... if you know what I mean.  We've really come into our own here in Utah, which at least for now is a safe haven for patriots and people who are less concerned about offending people.  I like that.

I've said a lot of stuff on Facebook these last few months, so I'm going to grab the stuff that got me the most "likes" and start moving them over to this blog.  Honestly, it should have gone here in the first place, but like I said, a lot of changes lately.

Just to wet your whistle, here's a tidbit I posted.

This is for all you protectionist liberals out there that tell me I can't own guns because they are too dangerous. What you see here is something far more dangerous than any gun, and far more commonplace. In fact, where there may only be 1 in 4 homes that has a gun, nearly every home in America has this. It's called electricity, and it is one of the most dangerous things known to man, yet where you balk at the idea of Americans owning guns, and demand they be melted down and destroyed [for our own good], you would not want to live a single day without electricity. 

The power to make life better, and the power to utterly destroy you, is present in nearly every home in these United States. Unlike guns, electricity needs no ammunition. It can be as loud as a lightening strike, or as silent as a whisper. It doesn't care who you are, whether you're rich or poor, black or white, man, woman, or child. Like firearms, it can be harnessed for the betterment of mankind, and like firearms, it can be destructive and deadly when misused. 

I would never allow an unqualified person to handle electricity without proper training. The same goes for my guns. Screw with either of these things, and you can be injured or killed. Electricity has the capacity to cook your body, evaporate your blood, blow your limbs off, and kill you instantly. And while you bitch and moan about guns, you stuff a knife in a toaster, or blow dry your hair while standing on a wet floor. Should you, through your own negligence, ever become a victim of electricity, you may not even know it. As your nervous system fries, and your eyeballs begin to boil in your skull, your heart swells, but not with joy, but because the electrical current coursing through your body is literally causing it to explode. You may die quickly, or slowly, but you're dead and your body is so jacked up that it doesn't even know it yet, hence the reason your muscles contract and grip that which is killing you tighter and tighter until the blood vessels explode and you suffer a heart attack on a massive scale. Then you die.

Think on that Protectionist liberals.


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